Living inside a bubble: October 2008

WEEKLY HORRORSCOPE by Priyanka Shetty

Aries: Don’t stuff up your head with things you don’t understand. What I suffer in that way, no tongue can tell. Somebody’s planning to get his/her hands on your throat and squeeze the juice out of you.
Be careful of: A Spaniard who’ll call you all the English he knows
Taurus: You seem pressed for time and not in the mood for conversation. You’ll make a host of swell friends who do not care twopence for you.
Be careful of: Being normal one minute and insane the next.
Gemini: You’ll lose face if you indulge in gambling. Luck for you, you have two! Your only ambition in life is to get in the way and be sworn at.
Be careful of: Forgetting your keys at the asylum.
Cancer: You seem to have difficulty in assimilating information. Your personal life is rich with warmth and caring as you will have to deal with financial and property matters.
Be careful of: Your offsprings
Leo: You are a person who loves not graves and coffins and skulls. Watching horror movies might lead to, what you might call, a bit of an unfortunate occurrence.
Be careful of: The Big Beasties under your bed. Mwahaha!!
Virgo: You are in a dangerous mood. Existence seems hollow and uninteresting and you’ll sometimes feel like cracking under the pressure of it all.
Be careful of: Unusually thought-provoking questions.
Libra: You will be met with cold stares and indifference wherever you go. Yet, in the midst of this seemingly chronic darkness, there penetrates a ray of light.
Be careful of: Drinking copious amounts of beer.
Scorpio: You’ll have a lot of loose change you can’t get rid of. People in your immediate vicinity become aware of the futility of trying to oppose your wishes.
Be careful of: Being immersed in literary composition.
Sagittarius: You will sell your self-respect for several fistfuls of dollars. Enjoy this moment to the hilt! You’ll soon find your life steadily crumbling into nothingness.
Be careful of: Your kind of people.
Capricorn: You will find relief in quiet pursuits. Progress is a zero-sum game and no good comes of it. Find refuge in a place dignified by the name of library.
Be careful of: Coughing up a colossal sum of one thousand cuckoos.
Aquarius: Follow the dictates of your heart and fear nothing. What will be, will be.
Be careful of: Doing what I tell you to.
Pisces: Explain the how-you-do-it of keeping a stiff upper lip in times of trouble, to the meeker, more sensitive souls.
Be careful of: Poking your nose into matters that don’t concern you. Keep your fat head out of other people’s busines

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