There are times when I suddenly get monumentally fed up!I've had enough of the mind-numbing effects of information overload.Somewhere in the middle of the lecture,I allow my attention to wander.When the lecturer's eyes roll in my direction, itseems safe to nod intelligently.
At times, I take secret pleasure in penning down mangled versions of nursery rhymes just to keep myself entertained during the long,boring,never-ending lectures.And so I scribbled in my notebook trying hard to make it look like I'm taking down stuff written on the board.
"Trickle Trickle little scar
How I blunder made - you are
Up above my forehead so high
Like a slime-mound in the sty"
Different moods demand a different rhyme
"Randy's braces falling down,falling down,falling down
Randy's braces falling down
I'm scared already!"
Sometimes I find solace in writing mean things about the biggest jerk in college
"Bala black sheep
Have you any shame?
'No sir,No sir
I'm desperate for a dame
One for my right hand, one for my left
One for the little heart that lives down my vest' "
Or about the endless chatter that always gets on my nerves
"I hear slander,I hear slander
Oh don't you?Oh don't you?
Chitter chatter hush-hush,
Chitter chatter hush-hush
I hate you,I hate you"
One more year of boring lectures to go!Frankly,I'm running out of Nursery rhymes!!But if I do manage to come up with something new,don't worry..I'll keep you updated!
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"All work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy" becomes "All jack and no spray makes wack a dull joy"
You're getting the hang of it..quick learner i must say!!:)
Shambu: Lol... good one!
well... well... well...
not bad at all... :)
u shud start using em more often whn we talk... ;) lolz...!!
PS:now don tell me its not for kids....!!!:D
Sigh! And I was wondering why mine didn't make it to textbooks :
Milk, Wine.
Mailbox, Swine!
ANd "The Three Blind Mice" more related to the news :
Three blind men, three blind men,
See how they run, see how they run,
They all ran after the fielder's throw,
Who cut off their innings with a carving dive,
Did you ever see such a thing in your life,
As three blind batsmen?
nice one...
nursery rhymes reloaded.....
Good One, Pinks..
Enjoyed it thoroughly !!! Reminded me of my own college days ...
Keep writing..btw chk my blog too..
Nice one... and a very amusing way to keep yourself entertained ..
Timber da wolf: I highly recommend it especially during long waits at the doctor's clinic and while standin in queues
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